Waiting.

So, here we are. We are here. Waiting. I'm always waiting for something to happen. It always does on TV, every episode, without fail. You can count on it. On TV you can count on it. Nothing is happening. Does that mean there is something wrong? Is there something wrong with me. There is probably something wrong with me, but don't worry, I can fix it. There will be some product that will fix it. On TV there will be some product that will fix me and make something happen, just like on TV. Everything can be fixed. You just have to buy the right product. I'm a believer. I don't believe much in myself, but I believe in TV and I believe in products and I believe in fixing everything and I believe that eventually something will happen. In the meantime, I'll just wait here with you.